I can hear our sexy Brit landlord outside calling people to fix the swampy hallway. “Hey its John, you wanna work today?”
ned: seriously like... i think womens rights are moving backwards
jess: sometimes the way forward is the way back!
jess: no just kidding
that only works in a maze
I need food.
johnnyvade: But my cat would freak if he hears the can opener. He now freaks when you open plastic bags, pour milk, turn on the water faucet, pluck ortolans for our secret sinful feasts.